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Homeland Absurdity

12/01/2015
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Even on vacation, Mr. Weenie takes the job seriously. Not his job, but a job.

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It’s Not Brain Surgery

11/28/2015

I thought the pain in my stomach was just gas, so of course I had to update my status on Facebook. My friends weren’t amused though—they were worried—so I called a nurse, who told me to come in and see a doctor. Me: I have a few errands to run first. Do you think I could come in later? Nurse: I really think you should come in right away. Me: What’s the worst that could happen if I were to run just one errand? Nurse: Death. As far as side effects go, death is right up there with heartburn and diarrhea, so I promptly drove to the doctor’s office, where I was ushered past jealous scowls and deposited in an exam room. There wasn’t even time to disrobe before a doctor arrived and poked my belly just one time. After peeling me off the ceiling, a kind nurse instructed me to report directly to the emergency room for an appendectomy. The moral of the story: If your Facebook friends don’t fall for a fart joke, you may want to contact your doctor.

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Direct Communication

11/26/2015
Being direct is generally a good idea. Generally.
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Iron Supplement

11/25/2015

  It’s that time of year when we reflect on what we’re thankful for. This year the Weenies are thankful for their health and hope the future is full of more good health, even when they are forced to eat rusty cornbread.

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Non Sequiturs: Part 2

11/09/2015

  Check out more non sequiturs by Mr. Weenie here.

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Art History

11/07/2015

No wonder we don’t get invited to more cocktail parties.

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Dirty Little Secret

10/30/2015
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Perfection

10/29/2015
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Great Expectations

10/28/2015
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It’s Raining Poodles

10/26/2015
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