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(NSFW) I recently read this article by Ben Reininga called “36 Terrible Sex Tips for Men.” It was both hilarious and alarming. As I waded through such gems as “According to new research, the smell of toast is a serious mood booster.” and “Ask her to get a Brazilian. But it’s for her own good!” I realized I had more to add to the article. Here’s just a taste… 5. “Your post-run sweat has androstadienone… that spikes her arousal when she smells it.” Dude, I don’t care if you sweat doughnuts and sunshine; unless you’re Brad fucking Pitt, do not come near me with that stank on. 6. “If you’re out in public but want to make your intentions clear, slowly and firmly flick your tongue against the palm of her hand…” Let me be clear here. If you flick your tongue in my general direction, I will knee you in the groin and call my dad. 7. “Her Feet Give Her Away: if she moves her feet away from her body, adopting a more open-legged stance, you’re golden. But if she crosses her legs or tucks them under her body, you may as well ask for the check and call…
Read MoreSo check out these videos of Jay-Z, Rihanna and Kanye West performing for an audience of 50,000 at BBC Radio 1’s massive Hackney Festival in London on Saturday. My husband, Bill Haddad (aka: “Mr. Weenie”), was the Technical Designer on the design/production team for this performance. The festivities continue on Sunday when rapper Tinie Tempah takes the stage.
Read MoreMy good friend, Amanda Quraishi (otherwise known as @ImTheQ on Twitter), brought these funny tweets by Anderson Cooper to my attention. He’s awesome. Now I just need him to see my cartoon, so I can be famous, y’all!
Read MoreAnd here we have the lowest common denominator in the game of Draw Something. Using words as part of the drawing is generally considered cheating—especially when a player actually spells out the word you’re trying to guess. (Yes, that has happened.) However, in the example below, the words weren’t so much about cheating as they were my sophomoric attempt at Beavis & Buttheadian humor. Sometimes I use words I think a specific player might understand and appreciate. For example, Stephen Colbert might enjoy my patriotic reference to Team America. I’d probably be chastised for my poorly illustrated eagle, but he’d appreciate the thought. On the other hand, if I were playing this game with Sarah Palin, I’d have to rethink the entire drawing since she doesn’t seem to have a strong grasp of pop culture, irony or geography. (Along with advanced arrow-drawing skills, a Draw Something expert must have the ability to quickly produce a chicken-shaped representation of the United States.) Draw Something isn’t for everybody, but as you can see by my example above (along with this one, this one, this one and this one), you don’t have to be an artist to participate. In fact, it’s probably better for…
Read MoreIf you give a woman a fish, she eats for a day. If you teach her to fish, she eats for a lifetime. If you teach her to draw a person fishing, she’ll have an entirely useless skill set and will starve.
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