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Ukraine

03/03/2022
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Allergies

01/31/2022
marriage, sick, snot, medicine
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Fish Boy

01/29/2022
fish, boy, fishboy, tuna, sandwich, turkey
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PC vs MAC

01/13/2022
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A Little Conversation

01/07/2022
marriage, conversation, dogs
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For Days of Auld Lang Syne

12/31/2021
new year, dogs, cheese, happy
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My 10 Resolutions

12/31/2021

I’m not much of a resolution-maker, as I prefer having low expectations and exceeding them. In 2014, I set out to fulfill some resolutions and mostly failed. Things haven’t changed much in the resolution-making business, but at least this year there was an excuse. What a shit show we’ve had. It is in the spirit of better things to come that I share with you the results of my resolutions from 2014-2021.

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Birthday Math

12/15/2021

Right on the heels of the winter holidays comes another important date. When people discover my birthday is on December 28th, they invariably say something along the lines of, “That must suck.” Being Jewish, it doesn’t suck that much; but you know what does suck? Getting socks for Hanukkah. One thing is for certain: Being born three days after Jesus’ birthday and three days before the new year makes the event kind of anti-climactic.

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Quick–Close the Windows!

12/13/2021
naked, nude, kitchen, window, refrigerator, fridge
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Congratulations!

11/19/2021
marriage, congratulations, client, new
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