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Grammar Dog

04/16/2012
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Top 10 Reasons Mr. Weenie Should Increase My Life Insurance Policy

04/10/2012

After reading an old post of mine, “Another Psycho in the Shower,” I began thinking of all the times I’ve pulled stunts like that. There are certainly too many to remember, but I thought I’d give you the highlights in the form of potential blog post titles (in no particular order): Hiking for Dummies: A Literal Cliffhanger Midnight Express: Mexican Mange & Food Poisoning A Tale of Two Exploding Ovens Napping on Train Station Floors: A Retrospective Ambien’s Greatest Hits! Includes such classics as, “Sleeping Pills & Showers,” “Yoga Before Bed Seemed Like a Good Idea,” and the ever popular “Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwiches Under the Covers.” Roman Holiday: Italian Bus Drivers Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Rules Turn of the Century Shoulder Dislocations (See “Hiking for Dummies” and “Yoga Before Bed” above.) Tales of a 6th Grade Weenie: The Closest I Will Ever Come to Owning a Porsche 911 The Art of Snore: How to Sleep with Japanese Businessmen Honey, Why is There a Giant Hole in the Ceiling and a Child in the Backseat? So now it’s your turn. Vote for your favorite from the list above, and perhaps it will become my next blog post. I can…

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Invisi-weenie

04/07/2012
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Bad Seed

04/06/2012
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Consequences

04/02/2012
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Weather Weenie

04/01/2012
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Morse Load

04/01/2012
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Sometimes a Name is Just a Name

03/28/2012

I don’t believe in god (or God), and I’m pretty down on religion too. I’m Jewish by birth, but that’s not so much a faith as it is an excuse to eat kugel and go to therapy. As far as religions go, Judaism isn’t the worst. (Although going to Hebrew school instead of participating in normal after school activities puts it in the running for “Religion Most Likely to Ensure You’re the Last One Picked for Kickball.”) I’m a little uncomfortable with Atheism; its members are almost as devout and insufferable as their religious counterparts. I don’t understand people who have a strong belief in disbelief. (I think that’s called Occam’s Razor. Or is it St. Elmo’s Fire? I always get those confused.) I really can’t fault the atheists though—it sucks being the most reviled people on the planet. Oh wait—that’s the Muslims. Never mind.* I’m not a big fan of Agnosticism—it sounds more like an excuse than an identity. As far as I can tell, it’s a lot like kissing your sister. That said, I do see its merit as a way of avoiding bar fights and conversations with libertarians. I’m far too broke and lazy for Humanism, and…

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Big Tex

03/28/2012
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When Harry Met Dexter

03/23/2012
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