Today in Stock Photography

"Excuse me ma'am, but we're running a bit late for our flight."

This is no time for napping, goddamnit.

Photographer to model: "Okay, the next one might seem a bit unconventional, but just trust me on this..."

"Merry Christmas, motherfucker."

Disturbed sexy schoolgirl + ax murderer = AWESOME.

Believe it or not, the weirdest thing about this photo isn't that it appears to be of a transvestite Alice in Wonderland visiting the set of A Clockwork Orange, but rather that I found it while doing a Google search for "healthy recipes."