Update: Still the Worst Blogger Ever

For those of you keeping track (and I know your numbers are impressive), this is my first post since #BlogathonATX occurred nearly a month ago. I have no excuse. I love to write, but everything else seems to fill in the hours, and I never find the time to do it. Once again I’m reminded that I can’t just wait for time to magically appear; I need to MAKE time. How do I go about doing that? Well, here are a few thoughts I’ve had:

1. Stock up on 5-Hour Energy shots.

2. Stop watching Law & Order reruns.

3. Move refrigerator from the kitchen to under my desk.

4. Teach the poodle to use the toilet.

5. Stop organizing blogging events.

Of these options, the most realistic one is probably moving the fridge, but the mister might take issue with that (and the poodle is pretty small and flushable). I’m open to other suggestions. Anyone?