I’m a Hack

Mr. Weenie was in a hurry yesterday afternoon and forgot to check the settings on his clippers, resulting in half his beard being shaved off. It was too late to hit “undo,” so he went for it and removed all of his facial hair. When I first saw him, it startled the hell out of me (I actually screamed.). After the initial shock, I realized I was looking at the man I met 20 years ago (without the ponytail and fanny pack).

As evidenced by my attempts below, I can’t seem to figure out how to draw him with a full Brazilian, so I must put the cartooning on hold. Fortunately, Mr. Weenie comes from a swarthy, hairy people, so the facial hair should be back in a couple of days.

Please stand by…