When the Cat’s Away
My husband is going out of town this weekend. Here are some things I miss when he’s gone:
1. His ability to fix things
2. Someone else to share dog doodie duty
3. Stellar vacuuming skills
4. Personal food delivery man
5. IT support
On the other hand, there are a few benefits to having the house to myself:
1. No-brainer: Getting all the covers
2. Can sing loudly without receiving “the look”
3. Showering is optional
4. TV is mine (assuming he didn’t change settings on the remote, making it utterly useless)
5. Can throw away some of his clothes
Sometimes all it takes to keep the our marriage intact are some extra blankets and a shower.