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I Am a Stupid A**hole

You know those life moments when you have the sudden realization that you are a stupid asshole? I recently had one of those moments, and it was a doozie. A little backstory… After college, I spent a couple of hazy years living in Vail, Colorado. Like a lot of young locals, I held multiple jobs in order to make ends meet and afford a ski pass for the season. In addition to several positions in the service industry, I was a graphic designer for The Vail Daily. This was back when graphic designers did pasteups the old fashioned way—with actual paste. I did everything from producing ads for local ski shops to laying out the Sunday comics with a ruler and hot wax (a project worthy of its own blog post). One of my assignments was to design a feature graphic for a story about a cartoonist who was visiting the area at the time. I assembled a montage using various characters from the artist’s comic strip but was too busy monitoring the snow report to bother reading the column.

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Mystery Ick

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Definitely Not

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How the Sausage is Made

I wasn’t trained as a illustrator and certainly had no intention of becoming a cartoonist, but  sometimes things happen and you find yourself alone in the dark trying to draw a poodle in a bee costume. I’m often asked if my cartoons are hand drawn. Since my hand has evolved into a mutant gripper claw, capable only of wrapping itself around a computer mouse or coffee cup, I am forced to create my cartoons on the computer with drawing software. The beauty of the software is it allows me to recycle elements quickly and easily. Once I finalize a character/object/facial expression, I can cut and paste that sucker all over the place.

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RSVP Or Else

Mr. Weenie’s skill for holding grudges outweighs his distaste for birthday parties.

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Don’t Mind Me

I honestly never found out why he had the dog dish in his backpack, and now I’m afraid to ask.

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We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Badges

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Not So Clean Ilene

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Harry is Five!

Harry turned five today, and he got his favorite cake.  

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This Ain’t No Laughing Matter

Most folks forget there was a time when the state of Texas wasn’t such a punchline, but lately a cowgirl can’t cross the road without stepping in a political cow patty. Lowlights of the past few years include the cop who violently broke up a suspicious swimming ring and that city manager in Austin who hired a trainer to school staff on how to deal with women and their crazy math issues. Speaking of crazy, let’s not forget everyone’s favorite defenders of women’s rights, Ted Cruz and Rick Perry.

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