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Draw Something Drawing of the Day

Everyone’s favorite game, Draw Something, is all the rage right now. Here is one of my recent entries. I like reminding people that I have a degree in art. Beyond keeping me humble, it does make me wonder if my parents got their money’s worth. This game would be a lot harder if I weren’t able to use arrows. From IleenieWeenie’s Draw Something Archives

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Renovation

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Ready For Her Closeup

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Karma

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Grammar Dog

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Top 10 Reasons Mr. Weenie Should Increase My Life Insurance Policy

After reading an old post of mine, “Another Psycho in the Shower,” I began thinking of all the times I’ve pulled stunts like that. There are certainly too many to remember, but I thought I’d give you the highlights in the form of potential blog post titles (in no particular order): Hiking for Dummies: A Literal Cliffhanger Midnight Express: Mexican Mange & Food Poisoning A Tale of Two Exploding Ovens Napping on Train Station Floors: A Retrospective Ambien’s Greatest Hits! Includes such classics as, “Sleeping Pills & Showers,” “Yoga Before Bed Seemed Like a Good Idea,” and the ever popular “Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwiches Under the Covers.” Roman Holiday: Italian Bus Drivers Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Rules Turn of the Century Shoulder Dislocations (See “Hiking for Dummies” and “Yoga Before Bed” above.) Tales of a 6th Grade Weenie: The Closest I Will Ever Come to Owning a Porsche 911 The Art of Snore: How to Sleep with Japanese Businessmen Honey, Why is There a Giant Hole in the Ceiling and a Child in the Backseat? So now it’s your turn. Vote for your favorite from the list above, and perhaps it will become my next blog post. I can…

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Invisi-weenie

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Bad Seed

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Consequences

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