Getting to Know Your Weenie
A few things you may not know about IleenieWeenie…
- I suffer from emetaphobia (irrational fear of vomit). More than once I’ve spent the night in my car in the driveway when my husband’s had a stomach bug.
- One summer I took graphic design courses in Switzerland with the guy who designed the IBM logo.
- I was a ski bum in Vail, Colorado for three years.
- I won 1st place in the 6th grade science fair with an experiment involving human teeth.
- My parents almost named me Samantha, but my mom was worried that if I had a lisp I’d be Thamantha Markowithz.
- I was Junior class president of my high school.
- I once tread water for seven hours straight for a contest at summer camp. (I won)
- I don’t eat meat that walks on land, and I don’t like vegetables.
- I kept a pair of rhinestone dance shoes in the trunk of my car for nearly 10 years. (because you just never know)
- One of the best meals of my life was Long John Silver’s takeout, and I wasn’t even stoned.
** Mr. Weenie thinks I should add that I’ve never seen “The Outlaw Josey Wales.”