New Feature: “What the hell did I do last night?”

So last night I attended the Statesman/Mashable Social Media Day TeckKaraoke party at the Cedar Door in downtown Austin, Texas. There’s a rumor that my doppelganger made an appearance with the inimitable Kate Buck Jr. to sing “Bust a Move” in front of 300 social media nerds. I wouldn’t know because I wasn’t there.