WTF Wednesday: Bless This Mess

Redneck Family Portrait

Apparently Cousin Larry confused Autoshop with Photoshop in the course catalog.

Hello and welcome to this week’s special edition of “WTF Wednesday.” What a treat we have for you today!

As the saying goes, “I wasn’t born in Texas, but I got here as fast as I could.” One of the many charms of this great state is how polite folks can be—even when they’re insulting you to your face. It is in this spirit that I present to you a new feature we like to call, “Well, Bless Your Heart.”

And what better way to kick off this inaugural edition than with our favorite state symbol: the Redneck. Enjoy!

The sign below is a nice example of descriptive, clear messaging without a lot of extraneous details. (They really mean it when they say “General” Store.)

Redneck Heaven

Even husseys deserve a fun weekend once in a while.

The following photo was taken by my friend, Jen Cunningham. She’s an artist who really appreciates good design.

Rednecks R Us

You gotta respect a man so certain of his own identity, bless his heart.

The next image is a brilliant example of reverse psychology. For years, political strategists will attempt to emulate this man’s tactics:

Get yer fresh morans here.

Tommy's ambitious first foray into the political arena is fraught with challenges, but no one can accuse him of being an elitist Ivy Leaguer.

Here’s a submission from one of my favorite contributors, David Ingram, proving yet again that “Necessity is the mentally-unstable father of invention.”

Bless them tits.

Clear Message + Creativity + Lives with Mom = Pure Genius

So that’s all for this week’s special edition of “WTF Wednesday.”
Bless your heart!