Top 10 Reasons Mr. Weenie Should Increase My Life Insurance Policy

After reading an old post of mine, “Another Psycho in the Shower,” I began thinking of all the times I’ve pulled stunts like that. There are certainly too many to remember, but I thought I’d give you the highlights in the form of potential blog post titles (in no particular order):

1. Hiking for Dummies: A Literal Cliffhanger
2. Midnight Express: Mexican Mange & Food Poisoning
3. A Tale of Two Exploding Ovens
4. Napping on Train Station Floors: A Retrospective
5. Ambien’s Greatest Hits! Includes such classics as, “Sleeping Pills & Showers,” “Yoga Before Bed Seemed Like a Good Idea,” and the ever popular “Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwiches Under the Covers.”
6. Roman Holiday: Italian Bus Drivers Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Rules
7. Turn of the Century Shoulder Dislocations (See “Hiking for Dummies” and “Yoga Before Bed” above.)
8. Tales of a 6th Grade Weenie: The Closest I Will Ever Come to Owning a Porsche 911
9. The Art of Snore: How to Sleep with Japanese Businessmen
10. Honey, Why is There a Giant Hole in the Ceiling and a Child in the Backseat?

So now it’s your turn. Vote for your favorite from the list above, and perhaps it will become my next blog post. I can already feel the excitement building…