WTF Wednesday: Pretty green foliage can’t hide your stupid sign.

Welcome to another edition of “WTF Wednesday.” Today’s examples show us how to clearly define an audience. Our first sign appeals to bargain shoppers trying to form a basketball team for the year 2029:

What a bargain!

Octomom learns to monetize her womb.

The next two signs are aimed at hikers:

Walking in the woods

This sign alerts passersby that there may be businesspeople lurking in the woods; possibly armed with purses and/or briefcases. It would be a shame to hit them with your mountain bike.

Walking Man

Beware of timid men with tiny feet wearing ill-fitting suits while crossing the street.

Well, that’s all for this week’s “WTF Wednesday.” Feel free to submit your samples which could be featured in a future post!